The waitress says,”The guy next to you got the last bowl.”
He looks over and sees that the guy’s finished his meal,
but the chille bowl is still full.
He says,”Are you going to eat that?”The other guy says,”
No.Help yourself.” He takes it and starts to eat.
When he gets about half way down,his fork hits something
.He looks down,sees a dead mouse in it,
and he pukes!the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says,”that’s about as far as I got, too.”