Traffic - Step out of the car, I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.
Rabin - I can’t, you see I have very bad asthma that can set off an attack.
Traffic - Alright, then you’re going to have to take a blood test.
Rabin - Can’t do that either, I am a hemophiliac,
if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.
Traffic - Ok, then I will need a urine sample.
Rabin - Sorry, I also have diabetes that could push my sugar count really low.
Traffic - Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.
Rabin - Can’t do that either.
Traffic - Why not? (he shouted)
Rabin - Well, because I’m drunk!
